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Former NASCAR champion Benny Parsons has died

Benny Parsons
Photo By: John Amis, AP

Former NASCAR champion Benny Parsons has died.

Benny Parsons, a former taxi driver who became a NASCAR champion in 1972, has died after a short battle with lung cancer. He was 65. Word of his death comes from his son, Keith. Parsons was diagnosed with cancer in his left lung in July after complaining of difficulty breathing.

Named one of NASCAR's 50 greatest drivers, Parsons retired from racing in 1988 and moved into the broadcasting booth. He spent the past six years as a TV commentator and continued to call races from the booth during his treatment.

Benny was a beloved and widely respected member of the NASCAR community, and of the NBC Sports family. He was a great driver and a terrific broadcaster, but above anything else he was a kind and generous human being, his character and spirit will define how he is remembered by all of us.

Survivors include wife Terri, sons Kevin and Keith, a former sports writer for The Associated Press, and two granddaughters. Parsons was preceded in death by his first wife, Connie.

“I am so very grateful that I had an opportunity to meet Benny at at last years Coca-Cola 600Lowe's Motor Speedway. Not only was he a Former NASCAR champion, Benny was also a true Champion of the heart, mind, and spirit”. “My thoughts and prayers are with the Parsons family during this regretful time, their loss will be felt by all of us”... Lee Roy Mercer


Tony Stewart, Benny Parsons, Lee Roy Mercer & Jack Roush
Photo By: Jon Holtz

LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™ - CD PRESS RELEASE

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LEE ROY MERCER® - GONE RACIN'™ - CD PRESS RELEASE
It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A NASCAR Driver's Ass!

Bristol, TN. WARHEAD RECORDS™ is pleased to announce the release of the new Prank Call album from LEE ROY MERCER® entitled GONE RACIN'™ on March, 1st, 2007. Celebrating his 13th Anniversary, the infamous Tennessee prank call comedian teamed with former NASCAR Driver Rick Mast to open a Tallboy can of Whoop-Ass on today's top name NASCAR Drivers, Crew Chiefs and Owners. The album features Mercer's famous claim to "Whoop a Man's Ass" delivered to several well known drivers and racing personalities including Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Bobby Labonte, Dale Jarrett, Jack Roush and many others.

Produced by Jon Holtz, this forward thinking, comedic effort, is an ambitious prank call Tour De-Force through MERCER'S psyche, revealing yet another side to the multi-talented artist. Transcending comedy and confounding expectations, GONE RACIN'™ resounds with a surprise at every turn. Drawing together over a decade of record making, GONE RACIN'™ is a grand and swaggering portrait of MERCER in the 21st Century, a brave comedic statement from a man unafraid of pushing the envelope and exploring new boundaries.

LEE ROY MERCER®, America's foremost Redneck Prank Call Recording Artist Of All Time has Whooped Ass for over 13 years and is nowhere near hanging it up. With his 2005 and 2006 "Whoop-Ass" Promotional Tours MERCER has broken most box office attendance records and is fast becoming a juggernaut of the merchandising world. Mercer is also preparing to release an animated feature film for television, LEE ROY MERCER®: A WHOOP-ASS MOVIE™. The movie features the comedic adventures of Mercer and his dysfunctional redneck family (capped, of course, with a few prank calls.) An all New Product Line is coming soon to a grocery store near you! So keep an eye out for Lee Roy Mercer™ brand Hot Sauce as it makes Its way on the shelves at your local market in late July of this year. The label even proudly states, "It Ain't Nothin' For My Sauce To Whoop A Man!" Not one to rest on his laurels, the next LEE ROY MERCER epoch continues, stronger than ever.

GONE RACIN'™, on the WARHEAD RECORDS™/Musictoday imprint, is the confident work of an artist comfortable in his own skin, an artist who still wields the wicked power to shock, titillate and surprise his followers. GONE RACIN'™ comes complete with (CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY) signed by former NASCAR Driver Rick Mast to verify that the Drivers, Crew Chiefs and Owners featured on the disc are authentic. The CD also features special bonus tracks including (Exclusive Driver Interviews,) the new hit song AMERICAN REDNECK™ from cattleAXE, (featuring Tom Bettini formerly of JACKYL and Greg Yates the former guitar player of David Allan Coe) and a preview of ROWDY the racing radio show you call exclusively from your Cingular phone.

Pre-Orders for the disc start on March, 1st.
You may reserve your copy of LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™ at that time by Clicking Here!

Track Listing:
1.Tony Stewart 10:49
2. Rusty Wallace 2:51
3. Jack Roush 4:42
4. Dale Jarrett 4:32
5. Kevin Harvick 4:06
6. Sterling Marlin 1:51
7. Jimmy Spencer 3:30
8. Ryan's -Voice Mail I 1:28
9. Ken Schrader 1:33
10. Michael "Fatback" McSwain 4:45
11. Ryan's -Voice Mail II 0:34
12. Digger 2:24
13. Bobby Labonte 3:20
14. Ryan's -Voice Mail III 0:39
15. Cale Yarborough 3:34
16. Robert Yates 5:41
17. Ryan's -Voice Mail IV 0:37
18. American Redneck - Featuring cattleAXE 2:58
19. Rick Mast Interview - Featuring ROWDY 10:16
20. GONE RACIN'™ - Featuring Wicked Jones 3:59

Produced By: JON HOLTZ
Associate Producer: RICK MAST

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LEE ROY MERCER® Is A Registered Trademark Owned And Licensed For Use By WarHead Records.

DISCLAIMER:
NASCAR® Is A Registered Trademark Of The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Inc. The Producers Of This Album Are Not Affiliated With, Endorsed By, Nor Sponsored By NASCAR®.

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LEE ROY MERCER FAN MAIL

Howdy Mr. Mercer,

I really enjoy all the hell and fun that you bring to those folks that you prank on, lol. I am now and always your fan.

Keep up the great work and I hope to see you at Bristol in March...

Thanks again for all the laughs.

Your fan,

Jim

WHOOP A MAN'S ASS.... I LOVE THAT, HAVE A GREAT DAY AND A BETTER WEEK.

LEE ROY MERCER® GREATEST THREATS

New WHOOP-ASS CD Release Coming Soon In 2007:

LEE ROY MERCER® "GREATEST THREATS" Is a compilation of Lee Roy Mercer's most outrageously hilarious uncensored Prank Calls ever recorded. Now you can own the greatest collection of Redneck affronts ever made against the unsuspecting telephone public all on one disc.

Track Titles TBA, Check Back For Details...


Below are a few sneak peeks of new up and coming LEE ROY MERCER brand merchandise to be released in the Spring of 2007 as well.

LEE ROY MERCER - GONE RACIN' T-Shirt


LEE ROY MERCER - GONE RACIN' Race Fans T-Shirt

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First Brickyard Pole Winner Breathing Easier These Days

First Brickyard Pole Winner Breathing Easier These Days
By TONY FABRIZIO


Rick Mast is known as much for a single qualifying lap he ran at Indianapolis Motor Speedway in 1994 as for the 103,137 racing laps combined that he ran in a 15-year NASCAR career.

The one qualifying lap earned him the pole for the first Brickyard 400, the debut of stock cars on the hallowed grounds of America's most famous racetrack.

"I'll tell you how big this thing was," Mast said from his business in Virginia on Tuesday. "Here we are in 2006, and I get stuff either in the mail or at an autograph session that people want me to sign from the inaugural Brickyard."

Winning the pole for the first Brickyard - the race has been renamed the Allstate 400 at the Brickyard and will have its 13th running Sunday - was Mast's most famous racing accomplishment, but by far not his most important contribution.

His most important contribution was drawing attention to carbon monoxide poisoning in motorsports when he ended his career prematurely in 2003.

Mast, 49, spoke candidly during the preseason media tour in 2003, saying he had undergone countless tests to find out what was causing his severe headaches, nausea, dizziness and weight loss.

At a clinic in Colorado Springs, he was finally diagnosed with acute and chronic carbon monoxide poisoning and a related multiple chemical sensitivity.

The carbon monoxide poisoning occurred during prolonged exposure in his race cars, and Mast wanted to make sure NASCAR was working on the problem.

"I called [NASCAR president] Mike [Helton] and said, 'Here's what I want to do and how I want to announce it, and I want to be able to turn to you guys and say, 'Here's what NASCAR's doing about it.'" Mast says now.

"I never faced any resistance. In fact, it was the opposite of resistance. I had a game plan in place in case it hadn't gone that way because I wasn't going to see these other guys go through it."
Widespread Problem

After Mast brought the issue into the open, several other drivers, including Tony Stewart and Greg Biffle, spoke up about difficulties they had experienced with toxic fume exposure in their cars.

Drivers referred to it as "cabin fever," a combination of nausea, vision problems and confusion experienced during some races - particularly short-track events.

NASCAR already was working on a filtering system for carbon monoxide at its research and development center in Concord, N.C., and soon after Mast's announcement, introduced a filtering "catalyst," which sits on the floor next to the driver and sends clean air to the driver's helmet.

Since then, some teams and WIX Filters of North Carolina have come up with improvements. Even so, drivers are still treated for carbon monoxide exposure from time to time.

Mast believes that sleek aerodynamics of today's cars and the lower compression ratios of the engines added to the problem.

"With the cars being more aerodynamic, you actually sit in a low pressure area," he said. "The way the aero works, the low pressure always tries to pull in air from the cracks and crevices and anything around it.

"And the lower the compression ratio of the engine, the higher the parts per million of carbon monoxide."

Mast says he has heard not only from current drivers but also from several retired drivers about their battles with carbon monoxide exposure.

"They'd call me and say, 'Man, you can't believe what your deal has done,'" Mast said. "These guys from back in the '60s and '70s, they'd always kept it to themselves. Everybody did because you felt like people would think it was a conditioning thing, where you weren't in as good a shape as you needed to be.

"But even Richard Petty came to me and said he got it in 1963 or '64, and it took him four or five races to get straightened out. He said, 'I'm telling you right now, I would have won at least 20 more races if I didn't have that, because I never could tolerate it after that.'"
On The Rebound

Mast was told by doctors he would remain sensitive to carbon monoxide the rest of his life, but he is doing much better these days.

He owns and operates RKM Enviroclean, a Lexington, Va., company that - oddly enough - specializes in industrial spill cleanups.

"Up until about a year and a half ago, if my brain detected me breathing [carbon monoxide], it shut my body down," Mast said.

"Now I can at least be around it. If I'm somewhere where there's fumes, I try to avoid them, of course. But the company we've got has equipment and trucks and I've got to be around it to a certain degree. Plus I'm a gearhead, man. I've got four-wheelers and tractors and everything on the farm."

Mast said he's had chances to get back around racing, but he has limited his involvement to an affiliation with Rowdy.com, a racing radio show accessible by cell phone, and "NASCALLS," a CD of prank calls to NASCAR drivers being sold for charity.

He says eight months at home recuperating from the worst of his illness taught him that he doesn't want to spend so much time on the road.

"I came home from doing a Busch race for Fox, and we were celebrating [my son] Ricky's birthday," Mast said. "He was turning 20, and I turned to my wife and said, 'When the heck did he get 20 years old?'

"My twin little girls were, like, 6, and I kind of made up my mind that I am not going to miss these girls growing up the way I did Ricky."

Those who believe things happen for a reason could point to Rick Mast.

They could point to his pole in the inaugural Brickyard 400 and everything that has happened since them.

A journeyman racer has left a mark.

He'll always be the winner of the first Brickyard 400 pole.


Rick Mast & Lee Roy Mercer
Photo Courtesy Of WarHead Records

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(FREE!) LEE ROY MERCER® Racin' Ringtones!

"It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A Fan's Ass!"


All New LEE ROY MERCER® Whoop-Ass Ringtones & Graphics!

A large selection of LEE ROY MERCER exclusive ringtones and graphics for your cellphone are coming soon. Change that borin' ringtone with one of the redneck ringtones from Lee Roy's collection. The ringtone and graphics you select will download to your cellphone in just seconds No matter if you live so far back in the sticks that they haveta pump sunshine to ya. Simply choose your favorite LEE ROY MERCER® ringtone, song, or wallpaper and make your cellphone WHOOP-ASS like never before!

So go ahead and click on that there fancy logo pictured above and get one of these FREE Ringtones:

(1.) "Goin' Fast": Your favorite driver just took the lead, but the top five are hot on his tail. Hear 'em racin' down the backstretch.

(2.) "LUGS": Almost as good as standin' on Pit Road. Hear the lugs go on your favorite driver's car faster than greased lightin'.

(3.) "AMERICAN REDNECK... The Ballad Of Lee Roy Mercer": From cattleAXE, (featuring Tom Bettini formerly of JACKYL and Greg Yates formerly of David Allan Coe.) The track comes off Lee Roy's New-Hit prank call CD GONE RACIN'.

While you're a waitin' on Lee Roy to upload that big damn ringtone collection from his new GONE RACIN' CD he's been a braggin' about, take the opportunity to familiarize yourself with the downloadin' process by gettin' one of them FREE Ringtones today... Somebody's Ass Could Get Whooped If Ya Don't!

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LEE ROY MERCER® "WHOOP 'EM AGAIN" - (Collector's Edition) Signed CDs

"It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A Fan's Ass!"

Just because you weren't there doesn't mean you can't have a signed souvenir from the show.

LEE ROY MERCER has released (Limited Edition) autographed merchandise for his FANS. All of these items are hand signed by Mercer and are only available (While Supplies Last.) Autographed Items include: CDs, T-Shirts, Hats, and Posters.

In addition, in order to show customer appreciation to his Fans, all signed items will come at the regular retail price and/or discounted price as posted on the un-signed items offered in Lee Roy's Whoop-Ass Exclusive Online Store. This means no additional markup will be charged to the purchaser for any of the Autographed items listed. This Offer Is Exclusively For Online Customers Only & Will Not Be Available At Any Retail Outlet Stores.

Click here to preview the product list of all Autographed Items now available.
Listings for New Signed Items are subject to appear without notice.



LEE ROY MERCER is back and he's crankier than ever! On WHOOP 'EM AGAIN, Mercer is in desperate need of help from the pharmacist. A feller from church supplied our beloved old codger with some Viagra to help him out with his 28 year old bride, apparently several days have gone by and the little blue pills won't stop workin' and Lee Roy passin' himself off as the local Pastor has to give a sermon in the morning. Also Mercer drops a bomb on a Funeral Home caretaker, it seems Lee Roy is in need of an affordable funeral for his wife's mother. Mercer and his two boys have dug the poor old lady up to re-bury her at the new family farm and she's out in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn in a U-Haul trailer.

Track Listing:
1. Stolen Breakfast Bowl Idea - 6:51
2. Sex Pills - 6:41
3. Love Triangle Gone South - 6:17
4. Pre-Paid Bond - 1:30
5. Sex Change The Dog - 5:45
6. Environmental Disaster On The Farm - 2:25
7. Re-Bury The Mother-In-Law - 7:05
8. Balloon Poop - 5:31
9. Pawn The Dog - 3:17
10. Bronco Repo - 7:01
11.Cold Fish Dinner 10:22
Produced By: JON HOLTZ

LEE ROY MERCER - WHOOP 'EM AGAIN - Signed CD Only ($16.95)
(Limited Edition - While Supplies Last.)

To Place An Order Click here. You can also place an order by phone by calling toll FREE [877-MUSIC77]. [9am - 12am Monday - Thursdays, 9am - 8pm Fridays EST].

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A Thank You Letter From A Lee Roy Mercer Fan

Dear Mr. Lee Roy Mercer,

I wanted to write and thank you personally for helping me out with a problem.

Awhile back me and my Dad were having some problems. We 'butt heads' alot because we're both so stubborn. {I got it from him!}
We weren't exactly on speaking terms at the time.

I 'lurk' on alot of Tony Stewart forums. That's where I saw your post on the new Nascalls CD that was coming out. I preordered it as soon as I got a link to your site. I laughed so hard while listening to it that I took it over to my parent's house and me and my Dad went for a ride and listened to it together. It was one of the best times we ever had! Listening to Tony get fired up had my 'ole man laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes!

All is cool now.
Thanks again!

Lisa

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LEE ROY MERCER Electronic Whoop-Ass Gift Certificates

Electronic Whoop-Ass Certificate:

Now available from the Lee Roy Mercer online store - Electronic Whoop-Ass (Gift) Certificates! Let your friends/family choose their own gift by giving them an electronic whoop-ass certificate for merchandise. Conveniently, it's all done via email. You can choose from one of four dollar amounts: $25, $50, $75, and $100. Additionally, you can choose WHEN someone will receive the whoop-ass certificate.

Here's how it works:

You purchase the gift certificate and provide the email address of the recipient. You will be asked to pick a date when you want the recipient to receive the gift certificate via email. Forgot someone's birthday? Haven't got your holiday shopping done on-time? You can purchase the gift certificate today and have the option of sending it immediately or at a later date. Personal messages can also be included in the email that delivers the certificate. It's easy, fast, and convenient and it's a great way to let people choose the gifts they really want.

Click here! to purchase some Electronic Whoop-Ass (Gift) Certificates for your friends/family or your Ass Could get Whooped !

You can also place an order by phone by calling toll FREE 877-MUSIC77 [877-687-4277]. [9am - 12am Monday Thru Thursdays, 9am - 8pm Fridays EST].

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LEE ROY MERCER - HOT SAUCE

"It Ain't Nothin' For My -Hot Sauce- To Whoop A Man's Ass!"

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A Few Early Birds Might Even Find Themselves An Autographed Bottle Or Two For Keepsakes.

Don't Get Caught Without It Or Your Ass Could Get Whooped!

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Lee Roy Mercer and Jack Roush at the Coca-Cola 600

A BIG Special Thanks to Mr. Jack Roush for sponsorin' my Producer Jon Holtz and me to the Coca-Cola 600 at Low's Motor Speedway. Jack Roush and ROUSH Racing Whoop-Ass!


At 2:00 p.m. the day's festivities began as Jack Roush welcomed us as his special guests at Driver Mark Martin's race car hauler parked just outside the garage area. We made some quick introductions and then started cutting-up with each other regardin' the prank call I made on him that is featured on my new GONE RACIN' CD. Jack and I also swapped some good jokes, old war stories, and autographed lots of items that will be donated to some Special Charity Organizations and held for auction. We then proceeded to put on a bit of a fisticuffs show for his staff and Mark Martin's Pit Crew. In addition, Jack Roush and Mark Martin both signed some original works painted by Racin' Illustrator Bryan Haren who accompanied us to the event as well.


Lee Roy Mercer & Jack Roush squarin' off and having a lot of Whoop-Ass fun


Mark Martin & Lee Roy Mercer before the race


Lee Roy Mercer havin' a blast with the Roush Racing/Mark Martin Pit Crew

Around 3:30 p.m. Mr. Roush escorted Jon and I to the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series Driver/Crew Chief Meetin' held at the (Time Warner Media Center) and I sat beside Roush Driver Greg Biffle who was sittin' right behind DEI's Dale Earnhardt, Jr.. After the meetin' adjourned we met with Team owner Richard Childress, Driver Tony Stewart, and NASCAR President Mike Helton. The (Press) was still there from the prior event and were given plenty of photo-ops to capture the moment and they did.

Tony Stewart & Lee Roy Mercer hanging out after the NASCAR Driver/Owner meeting

At 5:30 p.m. I accompanied Jack Roush on top of the number 6 Team's (PIT-BOX) for the 5:41 p.m. Start of the Coca-Cola 600 which is a (400 laps/600 miles) race. I had a incredible time on the (PIT-BOX) with Jack and stayed there to support Mark Martin and his team till the race finally ended. The Ford Fusions of Roush Racing teammates Carl Edwards, Mark Martin and Matt Kenseth finished third, fourth and fifth, respectively.

Lee Roy Mercer & Jack Roush (T.C.B.) for the #6 Team

Jack Roush and the whole ROUSH Racing origination are some super nice folks and they sure know how to show a feller a good time. I could never thank Jack enough for showin' all the Whoop-Ass hospitality he so graciously displayed toward Jon, Bryan, and me. It was a very exciting and rewarding experience for everyone involved and it's one that I will not soon forget.

It Ain't Nothin' For Jack Roush and everyone at ROUSH Racing to Whoop A Man's Ass!

Jack Roush with WHR's Co-Owner/Producer Jon Holtz, and Lee Roy Mercer

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